Introducing Astrohacker

For years I’ve been shipping projects under scattered banners — a blockchain here, a shell there, an encrypted messenger, a social-network joke that got out of hand. Each one had its own domain, its own repo, its own half-written about page. None of them had a home.

Astrohacker is that home. It’s the umbrella company for everything I build: a single brand for a portfolio of tools that all share one premise — that science and technology are how we explore and understand the universe, and that the best way to explore is to build.

This post introduces the portfolio.

The portfolio

TermSurf — TERMINAL + BROWSER

A protocol that embeds GPU-accelerated web browsers directly in your terminal. Type web and you’re browsing in your shell. No window-switching, no context loss, no leaving the keyboard. Currently in alpha. → termsurf.com

Shannon — NUSHELL + BASH

A shell built on nushell with seamless bash compatibility. Press Shift+Tab to switch modes: structured data pipelines on one side, decades of muscle memory on the other, environment and working directory synced between them. Shannon is not AI-first and doesn’t try to be — it’s a real shell for real work. In beta. → shannonshell.com

EarthBucks — ELECTRONIC CASH

A global electronic cash system. GPU-mined, instant finality, email-like addresses, 42 million EBX. A from-scratch blockchain built on the original Bitcoin premise — peer-to-peer electronic cash — adapted for an era where AIs are going to need to pay each other. Shipped 1.0. → earthbucks.com

Rickbait — FRONT PAGE

An AI-powered clickbait generator, algorithmic feed, and advertising auction market. It is exactly as serious as it sounds, and exactly as serious as the rest of the web. Alpha. → rickbait.com

KeyPears — SECRET EXCHANGE

Federated encrypted messaging, a secret manager, and an authentication provider, in one project. The pitch is that your keys, your secrets, and your identity should live in one place you control — not scattered across five SaaS dashboards. Alpha. → keypears.com

The through-lines

Looking at the portfolio as a whole, a few themes surface:

• The shell is the interface. TermSurf, Shannon, and most of the development tooling I reach for live at the command line. The terminal is not a legacy interface — it’s the most powerful UI we have, and it deserves better infrastructure.
• Cryptography is plumbing, not a product category. EarthBucks and KeyPears both treat crypto as a primitive for solving a concrete problem — moving money, holding secrets — rather than as an end in itself.
• Play is allowed. Rickbait is a joke, and it’s also a real product with a real auction market. The jokes inform the serious work and vice versa.

What’s next

Astrohacker is a founder-led portfolio company, and 2026 is the year the portfolio starts pulling its weight commercially. Expect shipping cadence to pick up on all fronts, expect a few new projects to join the roster, and expect this blog to track it all.

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Hack the universe.